There is so much to love about this submission from our dear, dear friend Jenna. The village of Bellerose, NY, on Long Island is only 0.1 square miles and home to some 1200 or so lucky residents. Lucky because they all know EXACTLY where to go when they need auto leasing (and services). Sadly, that convenience did come at the expense of the village's Pizza Hut, but hell, everyone in Bellerose knows that you just can just go up a few blocks to the corner of Hillside Avenue and Little Neck Parkway to grab a big old greasy pie at the NEW Pizza Hut, which, according to Yelp user Jemi, "is not real pizza. It tastes as if it was frozen and just got rapidly heated up."
And that, my friends, is the power of internet research.
