I don't know if anything can top this. Found down in New Zealand, this UTBAPH (pronounced "utbaf," I hereby decree) entry is an absolute gem. This is the restaurant real estate equivalent of your wife leaving you for your brother. Sure, there are other pizza shops that open up in old Pizza Huts, but those aren't really major competitors to Pizza Hut, so it lacks the sting that this hermit crab shell swapping back stabbing Pepsi to Coke switching operation has, to mix like a gagillion metaphors.
Currently on Expedia trying to find the cheapest way to get to Palmerston North, NZ. I have to see this one in the flesh.
Many thanks to our good friend Nemo for the find.