Janie, the submitter, claims that this place is "actually surprisingly really tasty." I find her presuppositions upon which this review is based both insulting and lazy, but I will forgive her, since her Gmail account avatar that showed up in the email she sent was actually surprisingly really cute.
Although, it is high time that I made a proclamation, so here goes: banners tied to windows are not signs. Unless you are letting people know that you are still open following a natural disaster, there is no excuse to have anything besides a sturdy, painted, mounted sign up. Backlighting preferred but not required.