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Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Brunch Box in Lakeland, Florida

I know what you are thinking, and I am thinking the same thing, so let's just cut right to it: there is nothing good about brunch. Wake up early, hungry, on a day that you are supposed to meet someone for "brunch" and you will see exactly what I mean. Brunch is for lazy people without alarm clocks. Eat some damn breakfast like the rest of us, you jagoff. And don't get me started on what happens in the early afternoon when your lazy-but-efficient self decided to roll breakfast and lunch together at 10:30am. You are hungry but now you have to wait for dinner. This is ridiculous.

That said, the brunch box does, in fact, serve breakfast and lunch, according to the sign. Whether you are a confused couple walking down the street or a few oddballs hanging out in the back of your illegally parked crew cab truck, you are welcome to enjoy breakfast, lunch, or that strange hybrid of the two with a slice of cantaloupe on the side at the Brunch Box.

Submitted by Josh, who, no doubt, wakes up with the sun and eats a bowl of Raisin Bran like the no-nonsense individual that he is.