Psalms Funeral Home in Navasota, TX

Let's face it: you died. No use living in the past (or living at all, really) and wondering about whether or not it was the best idea to try to lick a car battery to see if it still worked. What's done is done (and it turned out that it was an alternator issue).

But now you are deceased and your loved ones have some decisions to make about your immediate whereabouts. They could just take you to your average run-of-the-mill funeral home. Navasota, TX has several from which to select that are neither gaudy nor ostentatious, but that offer peaceful, respectable services for dearly departed loved ones.

And there is nothing -- at all -- wrong with going to one of these places. After all, most people do prefer traditional funeral services.

But for those looking for something a little bit more... smelling like cheese, I have just the solution for you:

BEHOLD! The Psalms Funeral Home in Navasota, TX. Just like your favorite porno shop, the signature trapezoidal windows have been covered in stucco for your privacy. If you can imagine a better place for your family and friends to pay their final respects, I would love to hear about it.

Thanks to Jason for sending this in. Even for a guy who blogs about places that used to be Pizza Huts, I can't believe this is a real thing.

Olsens Funerals in Revesby, New South Wales, Australia

This gem in the land down under is, yes, a funeral home. The first to be posted on this site, if I am not mistaken, this place has undergone some serious renovations since the Pizza Hut closed in the early 90s. Still, I bet the first few funerals held there had to have a few extra bouquets of flowers delivered to make sure that the pepperoni smell didn't come on "too strong for the mourners."

I hear that the old joke at this place is that they kept the ovens. Of course, they did not, and that is very insensitive of a joke to be telling during a eulogy, or so I was told by a very angry funeral director.

Thanks to James for passing this along.